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Hilarious Credit Card Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Credit Card Jokes ; Police: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card? Police: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was  …

Credit Card Puns · Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over. · Keep card in wallet. · Put machine to ear. · “Hello? Hello?? It’s for you” · Hand ‘  …

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Q: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card? A: The thief was spending  …

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Credit Card Jokes I accidentally dropped my debit card today in class and a guy picked it up and pretended to run with it lmao boy if you don’t give me my  …

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Police: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now? Man: I think  …

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How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit card! What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie. …

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How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit card! What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie. Why shouldn’t  …

“A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.” This joke is obviously just as  …

5. This girl’s credit card is just stating the facts. #MyCreditCardTellsMe that I am in debt. Nothing else. — The Orginal Asha Banks  …

Bought something and accidentally used my doner card instead of my credit card. Cost me an arm and a leg. Went to the bank and they told me they  …

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Credit Card Jokes My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding. Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the  …

Bank Employee: ‘Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'(What is wrong with these people?!?) Family Member: ‘Would you like her new billing address?’ …

Why did the credit card go to jail? It was guilty as charged! Feb 1. Written By Brian Vanaski. Illustration of a credit card behind bars in jail. Funny joke. …

I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than me. …

from ‘VISA’ and I was called on Thursday from ‘MasterCard’. The scam works like this: Person calling says, ‘This is (name) and I’m calling from the  …

‘Sorry, it looks like your credit card has been cloned.’ Cartoonist: Royston Robertson. Search ID: CS119355. Uploaded: 11/09/2009. …

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Gorilla’s Credit Card Joke – (With Picture) – Juicy Quotes

Gorilla’s Credit Card Joke How do you stop a gorilla from charging? Take away his credit card! Share. Book. …

I thought I’d post this because I consider it quite amusing :laugh: I called Visa a few weeks ago to ask for a new credit card, because my  …

What’s big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3. …

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I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife. I had my credit card stolen the other day  …

Money is a poor man’s credit card. Marshall McLuhan. 0 Likes. I’ll need a credit card that’s got  …

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Top 10 Credit Card Jokes Quotes

Top 10 Credit Card Jokes Quotes #7. Fishes love water,but not hot water. Men love women,who love Delilah(Samson&Delilah)? – Author: Peter Irabor. Credit Card  …

A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it. The thief was spending less then his wife. Vote: share joke. Joke  …

You’ve always heard that credit is the only way to go, but are credit cards really better than debit cards? Let’s see who wins the credit  …

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Credit Card jokes Jacob: How do you keep a bull from charging? Mackenzie: How? Jacob: Take away its credit card. Lorena: How do you stop a rhino from  …

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail, I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”, .. …

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We have all got calls from our bank’s customer care about customised credit or debit cards. A Texas man too recently agreed to get a photo  …

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